Ask Gates

An automatic chat bot that portraits the persona of Bill Gates, similar to iGod in its nature, but original in essence.
Fun if you are bored

"I went to Ask Gates.com and had a talk with Bill Gates"

by pabloss September 29, 2008

Ask again

When someone asks a dumb question or is being dumb or stupid

Boy 1: Why am I a simp
Everyone else: Ask Again

by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020

ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

Asking Alexandria

Asking alexandria started in 08 in the UK. Their first album was "stand up and scream" leading off with their second one "reckless and relentless" and now in 2013 their album "from death to destiny" is released and I personally think all asking alexandria songs are inspirational and everyone should check them out some time, so yea lol

Me: have you heard of the new Asking alexandria album????

Friend : no

Me: go suck a dick XD coughjuniorcough

by Jose h :3 fuck you junior XD November 19, 2013

Ask Hole

Someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the exact opposite of what you told them.

When my boss asks me how to fix an issue with the team and I give her an educated suggestion - she does the opposite. She is such an Ask Hole!

by shellellie July 29, 2012

ask nancied

female ejaculate. Another way of describing gushing. It refers to a women's studies professor who would know the answer to a little asked question such as, "what is lady jizz called?"

That man was so fine I ask nancied just looking at him

by lilcrazyone December 17, 2007

ASK Team

A group of dangerous hackers ran by its two leaders known as Manix and TrAnZiT. They have hacked many websites and steal their database full of usernames & passwords for them to steal their money using paypal. They have also been known to dox or find information on the people who threaten them in any sort of way.

The ASK Team hacked the databases of many russian websites.

by Razor108 October 15, 2017