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albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer April 19, 2018
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Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.
by Bob lablah March 10, 2021
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Albanian creampie

When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.
Connor and I had a fun time Albanian creampieing sterko last night!
by RonClark69 February 8, 2022
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Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
by anonymous August 13, 2024
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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
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Albanian

Albanian: George Bush, Greece and your mom is Albanian!
by RemovePork May 18, 2022
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