AFK

1- Afk
2-…..wtf?
by absolutelynottaylorswift November 21, 2021
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''Another Fucking Kantian'' refers to the philosopher Emmanuel Kant and the followers of his philosophy. AFK is said when being done with hearing about Emmanuel Kant
He follows categorical imperative? AFK
by Alburt Camus March 01, 2024
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AFK are cuddly cats.
by mathgeek12 April 11, 2024
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An acronym for "ashed, fucked, and kissed". Usually occurs in very toxic relationships in which a boyfriend or girlfriend "ashes" a joint on their significant other, then proceeds to have shitty sex with them. If someone has been AFK'd, they are most likely crazy.
"Yo dude, last night was so much fun, I AFK'd my girl."
Guy: "How'd you get that burn on your arm?"
Girl: "Oh this? My boyfriend AFK'd me when we were 14."
by sickoME March 28, 2019
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Abscent For Kill meaning you are Away From Keyboard AND your ingame instance can be attacked and/or killed.
this game is AFK since I've been attacked while I was abscent
by SeaHorseOo January 23, 2025
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adv Mindlessly or without deliberate thought, especially in the context of online gaming
This matchup is easy, you just AFK farm and you eventually outscale
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Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.
Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.
by THEREALPERIOD November 18, 2021
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