Affair

When your mummy and daddy go to the Bahamas but your mummy comes back without your daddy, he is now in Bermuda getting to know your stepmum.

Me and Gerald had an affair, yeah, Gerald's ex was a bitch

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

escape affair

Escape Affair: A synonym for the phrase, ‘escape sex’, this describes the desire for a person to seek out romance and sexual relations with an ‘outside neutral party’ that helps them forget what they are trying to escape from.

Veronica was so frustrated after years of work on the Penske File, that she hated her work, her colleagues and even her husband. She needed an ‘Escape Affair’ To try and mask her feelings, she needed to escape with someone who didn’t want to talk about her problems. So she started banging the milkman!

by intothefray September 21, 2022

affair with santa

when your friends nan has an affair with santa.

my nan had an affair with santa last night.

by he/it/om/xe/sex/bitch/gay/pedo April 11, 2022

affair

The (male or female) genitals.

She, with the greatest effrontery imaginable, unbuttons his breeches, and removing his shirt, draws out his affair, so shrunk and diminished that I could not but remember the difference, now cresfallen, or just faintly lifting its head.

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

torroid affair

A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.

Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Victorian affair

A Victorian affair is defined as a consensual romantic or sexual relationship between two people that does not involve physical contact in which one or both of the parties is in a committed relationship with someone else.

He may not have had sex with her, but I saw the “I love you” texts and the nudes myself - definitely a Victorian affair.

by RustyWithaLimp December 3, 2024