Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

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to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

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The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

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Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

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Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

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