Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.
Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.
by AugustGrey July 29, 2022
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Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you
I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me
by Hoodie noose maker November 06, 2023
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Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.
Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.
by May 16, 2024
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Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide
A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music
by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
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Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.
Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.
by 24moorej January 02, 2025
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Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket
Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.
by Sally from the valley December 05, 2021
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Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.
Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.
by Guardo St. Jergen November 08, 2021
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