The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Quarter-Dozen

Three of something

There's only a quarter-dozen minutes left in the game!

by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

collector's dozen

A group of 11, usually a packaged food item or actual collection of interesting object.

The collector collects a dozen of said item, but is disillusioned by greed and decides to keep one. Antonym for 'Baker's Dozen' as in, the baker is generous and gives an extra, while the Collector's Dozen means 'to keep a portion of the lot' instead.

Hot Pocket Lover: "Man, the value pack boxes used to come with a dozen hot pockets, and now they only have 11!
Friend: "Oh yeah man, the Collector's Dozen. It's been getting more and more common nowadays."
Hot Pocket Lover: "Awh, what ever happened to the generous Baker's Dozen!"

by Karla Mercedes October 14, 2011

Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

dozens

playing dice

by swiftcurrent October 24, 2003

dime a dozen

Something which is so common it can be picked up with a minimum of funding.

joints are a dime a dozen

by Baintz October 23, 2003