Bitter Bizitch fo shandy

A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions
by No comment April 03, 2003
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Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 09, 2022
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Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.
That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.
by Steinerwoodwork December 30, 2017
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Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.
Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?
by 3rdeye.live December 24, 2018
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Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.
- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!
by sziashandy November 21, 2021
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Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 03, 2021
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shandy

id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
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