Bitter Bizitch fo shandy

A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions

by No comment April 2, 2003

beer shandy

A mix of Sprite or Coca-Cola with any beer to try and minimize the taste of the Beer

K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

shandyed

Derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as 'Shandy'; Often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of Brighton and Hove. This term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: "You've been done"

"I arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; I was royally Shandyed"

by TeddyP(UK) January 8, 2009

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.

Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?

by Coprolite February 2, 2021

Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.

Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi

by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021