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Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford
Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
by Non-Jared October 21, 2019
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A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!
Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023
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A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.
Jared wtf you cummed in me.
by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019
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One with a car so cool he put his name on it.
Wow is that Jared? I love his car!
by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018
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A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.
What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never f***ing learned how to read!
by ihaveabs September 14, 2018
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Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?
by monkebawls July 8, 2022
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look at jared
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