Douche

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by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016

douche

An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"

by Dustin Mahurin December 21, 2003

douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

by jess owns you. June 04, 2005

douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 13, 2007

douche

1.) John edwards.
2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?

by Emma August 04, 2004

douche

Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.

2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.

2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

by Nathalie Morgan November 14, 2005

A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.

I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray

by Hoggie253 July 12, 2017