Chris

ugly

Man, that guy is probably a Chris

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

Chris

Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.

Chris: bruh stop

Diego:nah

Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever

by bread_factory May 26, 2019

Chris

Man with larger forehead that jack

Chris has a forehead as big as a sky skraper

by Be kendo’s deism May 28, 2019

Chris

An obnoxious, very mean, white boy who likes to talk about Juuls. He loves his teachers and claims to not be a virgin. He gets bullied by everyone in the school and says the n-word. He also laughs like a little girl and tends to favor memes.

"Yo did you talk to Chris"?
"Yeah, that kid called me the N-Word and started talking about Juuls".

by L92 March 14, 2019

Chris

A Demigod who gets whatever he/she wants whenever he/she wants

Barack Obama is such a Chris

by Jasausagepoo March 15, 2018

Chris

A Overlord of everything and everyone. He is charming, handsome and he is usually great at basketball. Super attractive as well.

Chris is a baller

by OgKing32 May 13, 2018

Chris

A pain in the ass.

"Hey why didn't you guys invite me to your party last night?
"Dude, because you're a Chris."

by Just A Bystander April 22, 2013