Callum

Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.

otherwise known as ditcher

You - Hey callum hang with me

Callum - Ok

Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!

Callum - Ok

by joe... or something November 26, 2010

callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

Callum

Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.

♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 ♫

- Callum

by Borts biggest fan December 6, 2011

callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018

callum

Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself

Callum begs it mush and chats shit

by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012

callum

he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum

callum is a bad midget not sexy human

by luke parish January 24, 2018