Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

nice pasta

synonym to "cool"

Oh shit is that a brand new mazda 6? Nice pasta, bro!

by i_am_your_farter August 23, 2020

pasta sauce

Dishing out the juicy goss pasta sauce is something one does with a pal when a hoe needs to be real

Person1: Did you see Jenifer? She be a hoe
Person2: Damn Janet you be dishing out that juicy goss pasta sauce

by Big Pasta Dad September 7, 2017

Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!

"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."

by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016

pasta fuck

When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl

"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime

by stellarthatsme February 19, 2014

Green Pasta

Marijuana. That sensational plant that heightens your senses and makes everything better.

"Yo, we need to get more of that green pasta, I'm all out."

by Don Keedix69 February 22, 2010