Cheese Dick

The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.

Note: cheese dicks travel in packs

CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"

Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."

by CORD March 29, 2005

cheese dick

Someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. The Jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. Wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.

"Dude Dennis is such a cheese dick with his stuff"

by Bo brown nose May 25, 2014

Cheese Dick

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish

1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.

by the Barbie twins August 21, 2004

cheese dick

An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.

Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.

by Diego November 04, 2003

cheese dick

a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.

Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?

by not a cheese dick February 11, 2011

cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 04, 2005

cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006