30 seconds or less

when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.

dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

30 Seconds to Mars (album)

The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.

Track Listing:

1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.

Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass

All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.

30 Seconds to Mars (album) changed my life forever!

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

30 watt

a stupid person. Specifically someone with no talent.

Kid 1: geez this homework is hard.
Kid 2: let me take a look... fuckin' 30 watt, this shit's simple!
Kid 1: Your mom!

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012

30 Milli

The art of acting like you make millions, when you only make 30k a year. Boasting on social media sites that you live large, but you are broke like the rest of us.

KJ keeps boasting and posting like he's a millionaire, but he's a 30 milli.

by BassPlayerPHX August 26, 2013

30-Rack Fight Night

When two gentlemen (or ladies willing to partake) proceed to evenly consume a 30-rack in rapid fashion and upon completion begin a once in a lifetime smackdown.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Nothin bro, wanna have a 30-Rack Fight Night?
Bro 1: I'm not fuckin scared. Let's fuckin go.

by BroBroBro69 April 14, 2017

30 30

Ready, for what ever when the time approaches, got what u need when ever, down for life.

I need me some narcotics, 30 30 got you what you need.

by KingKutt June 7, 2018