Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

lumpy

someone who has a huge ass dick

tyrone is hella lumpy

by pimp67 May 28, 2022

Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head right after ate corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024

lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy

woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015