Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

tell a man something

Used to indicate approval/agreement and hype up someone else’s self-affirmation

Drew: Wait but I kinda ate this fit, right?

Barry: Okay! That’s right, tell a man something!

by fr33agent July 17, 2025

Man

the definition of a man/men is someone who does anything just because they can and receives anything just because they want it. A man can pursue anything in the work force and yet a women has to fight for a place in the company. A strong man is the most terrifying thing in the world. just knowing that if he wanted to he could kill you is enough to make me cry.

be careful out there ladies

be careful around that man.
cross the street when you see a man.

by anonymous women May 20, 2023

Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

Man

Tommyinnit is the only man EVER he is also the definition of a man. if you are reading this and think you are a man think again.

Big man tommyinnit

by tessaisverybroke February 21, 2021

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

cold city man

A sophisticated man who is smart and handsome, but doesn’t not respectful towards women.

That guy walking down the street in New York with a suit was a cold city man

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018