Go ahead, if you're bad.

Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.
Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023
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you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.
Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.
by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024
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You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese
Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"
by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
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you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class
s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!
by janeyasher June 03, 2019
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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
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you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 01, 2021
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You're Blue!

It is an inside joke me and my friends made when we played Roblox back in our school days. Whenever one guy said that we are allowed to join the game he is in but that friend's status is still blue (meaning online but not in a game), that phrase is what we used to rant on the one who hosted.
bro1: Yo bros! I got found a good game to play! Join me now!
bro2: YOU'RE BLUE! Stop cappin!
by BlackPenguin20 April 29, 2023
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