Jasperian Dire Wolf

The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.

The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.

by J-Pyro February 27, 2020

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Wolf Brandies

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.

Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.

by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

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Lone Wolf

A lonely wolf is someone who is all day alone on his phone checking at his phone every single minute, but he knows he has no friends. A lone wolf are mostly nerds and schoolshooters, for your own safety you need to be friends with them.

girl: hey look its jeremy over there he is such a weirdo!
guy: hey don't talk like that he is a lone wolf!

by bootylicker2002 February 26, 2018

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wolfe middle school

this school is so ghetto omfg everybody here is so poor they where paper bags to school and don’t even get me started on the food they have the same cardboard chicken every day like omg and these band kids bro i know like 37 kids named aiden in band

defined wolfe middle school is a crack house

by ganyuss October 16, 2021

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