poop snoop

The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.

by killaca April 14, 2014

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014

poop strike

When your pet refuses to poo no matter how long the walkies.

On that morning, Toby was on poop strike. He resisted to take a dump in that hour long walkie.

by LoloTP April 11, 2017