Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Well-being

Well it doesn't sound substantial because it's a nebulous term, Sam. And it does nothing inform us as to how we're supposed to structure society.

Hym "Because you can make the case that religion improves general well-being. Or prostitution. Or the removal of people's self-determination. It inevitably devolves into this dystopian nanny state like the season finale of Rick and Morty where the galactic federation takes over and people are all assigned jobs and given a robot butler to force feed them pills"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2024

Well down

Well down is a synonym for amazing or awesome

This is some well down chicken

by Sussybakaboiii July 1, 2023

Sink well

Verb. Learning from the things that drag you down in life and swallow you up. Sinking well is turning your pain into something productive whether practical or creative and abstract. When you feel like complete crap and scrawl out a poem, that is sinking well.

"This break-up is really tearing me apart, I have to sink well."

"I can't believe how much this hurts. I don't know what to do." "Sink well, man."

by Scrivenaut September 23, 2016

Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.

"Welly well well, look who's back!"

by XeroineTheHeroin June 19, 2023

Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023

Riley Wells

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.

Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022