Twatter 

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.

Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.

Twatter by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012

Twattercoaster 

High speed/short lived.

You had the best orgasm of your life but you can't remember her name or what she even looked liked therefor she is a twattercoaster.

Twattercoaster by titvondee July 26, 2012

Twitter-Jack 

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.

Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?

Twitter-Jack by Thumper007 November 27, 2012

twitter 

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

twitter by pooster2 December 9, 2012

Twitter-vom 

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

Twitter-vom by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter Dew 

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

Twitter Dew by Icyyy July 17, 2013

Twitter Double-Double 

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

Twitter Double-Double by mdale August 26, 2013