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twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
by GUADD October 7, 2010
mugGet the twat-dryermug.

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.
That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?
by WargainV2 January 12, 2021
mugGet the Cunting Twatmug.

twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
mugGet the twat machomug.

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.
That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.
by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018
mugGet the Twat garbagemug.

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.
I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.
by jnehvy September 2, 2009
mugGet the twat swattermug.

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
mugGet the Tater Twatmug.

Twat nugget

A twat nugget is a person who is comparable to that of an aborted fetus. The twat, being the vagina, and the nugget, the fetus.
Jackson is a twat nugget.

"Yo, you know that new guy Thomas?"
"Yeah, what a twat nugget"

"Bro, did you see how big that twat nugget was in the abortion clinic today? Jesus Christ!"
by TJ Incorporated May 8, 2018
mugGet the Twat nuggetmug.

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