Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
by Brandaids May 07, 2021
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"james charles is tickleing my ass"
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by iateyourtransgfthathasadick March 26, 2024
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Touch

The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.
"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"
by Area516 May 08, 2019
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Touch

I swear to god jimmy if you don’t shut up I’ll touch you tonight
by I indeed am that guy November 28, 2022
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Touch

To feel a person

All over and give them the chills or to fuck that bitch up in a fight
I touched that mother fucker all up in a fight
by I'm a chicken sandwiches May 12, 2022
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touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever
person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell
by lesbiankitkat44 June 05, 2025
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