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toast

A jewish person's bread
I like to turn bread into toast with my new "toaster".
by themanintheblacksuit July 13, 2018
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texas toasted

someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant
“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

“TEXAS TOASTED!!”
by Gekixo January 29, 2019
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Toast

To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted
He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.
by Cousin Vitto May 28, 2018
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Toasted

Cause bread is baked and then once it’s past baked it’s toasted
by Tastelesstoast May 29, 2018
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Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).
Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!
by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018
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Toasted Sandwich

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.
Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.
by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018
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Toasted

Bro 1: wow you really got him
Bro 2: you toasted his ass bro
by Raptor1x1 June 11, 2018
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