Toast

toast is the best thing ever with some butter on it and some honey on it mixed up together just try it.

i like toast

by Drakekv21 March 9, 2017

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

toasting my buns

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

by Webartist June 22, 2014

hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop December 24, 2015

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016