Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025

cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.

1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.

by extraordinarilyintimatetocats April 22, 2024

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Cook

Slang for an exclamation of endorsement or concurring with an arguably controversial opinion or statement

That handle was cooking when he said modern day feminism is all about hatred for men.

by Xmni August 5, 2023