Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 09, 2020

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

mauro van laere

super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego

-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by December 03, 2021

van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 19, 2021

Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.

Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.

by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021