Fist 2 5

This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn

Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that

by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

Angel's Fist

A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.

If you follow the word of God, I'll show you the Angel's Fist.

by AfterSectsCigarette November 27, 2019