Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022

Clean

Being clean is when you were formerly addicted to something but you are now not addicted

“ I’ve been addicted to alcohol for 10 years but I’m finally clean”

by Dr Liberty the Scientist March 21, 2022

Clean Gangstaa

One who is a gangster but does not use drugs. Or is dirty yall. o-o;

Guy 1: Roll up a dubbie tonight mayne?
Guy 2: Nahh mayne, I'm a Clean Gangstaa.

by Ohhh YAAHHH November 29, 2011

clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it

I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”

by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020

European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

Clean

The cocaine one gets before one cooks.

Yo! Drop that clean in the beaker, and get that baking soda... That baking soda!

By: Sensei Shun!

by Sensei Shun July 22, 2024

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021