choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 27, 2003

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.

Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"

by Atef Lord March 05, 2021

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.

Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.

by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019

Chode Stain

Just an absolute fucking moron.

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.

by taco_salad July 03, 2015

dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.

Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.

by Rudeboy1969 September 29, 2015

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord April 20, 2016