Whale the tar

Beat or thrash someone severely. Another definition of whale is to attach either verbally or physically. hit or beat someone.

The team whale the tar out of their opponent 20-2. The security officer dragged them into the lane way and started whaling the tar out of them

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017

National bully whales day

On April 20th all whales must be bullied

Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day

by National bully whales day April 19, 2021

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time

DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"

by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021