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whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.
Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !
by MadPounder August 12, 2017
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beached whale

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH
by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
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tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
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Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
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Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead
Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale
by Da Mantalope December 20, 2018
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Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018
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Shadow of Whales

They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.
I love Shadow of whales. They are so amazing.
by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018
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