by frabrizio August 4, 2017
Get the meanie poomug. Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
by fishpoo May 28, 2009
Get the poo-crastinatemug. A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010
Get the Poo Jobmug. 
The female poo jogger, whose actions were revealed by The Sunday Telegraph, was caught after Porters Liquor at Pyrmont found a “deposit” in its back lane.
by Runmeover July 21, 2018
Get the poo joggermug. A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:
1) either looking up grumble.
2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.
3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.
4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.
Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?
Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'
To:
1) either looking up grumble.
2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.
3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.
4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.
Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?
Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'
by mashedrats June 30, 2011
Get the 'I' poomug. by King of Israel January 9, 2009
Get the Poo Shwagmug.