California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 5, 2014

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.

She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag

by Retardland November 7, 2013

california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.

This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.

by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013

California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 9, 2015

California Bikini

Noun- The tan lines remaining after a woman strips off her thong swimsuit.

Check out Virginia; she's parading around in her California bikini again.

by ivyvault August 4, 2016