The Obama Talk

The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk

Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"

by Fittzypick! March 22, 2009

Ted Talk

Used as a secret word for intercourse as to be used in public spaces without attracting any attention or ire.

Hey man, ted talk last night?

Yeah only a short one, snuck in a quick one after dinner.

Ah man, Ted talks after dinner are the best! *very obvious wink*

by Ted Talker May 30, 2023

Long-Talk

Elongated small talk that goes on for too long.

Our awkward family dinner consisted of only long-talk, and no conversation with substance.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021

Talk of the realest

AKA... Real Talk

Girl 1: You hear that hoe Jamie got pregnant just to trap her boyfriend Alfredo?!?

Boy 1: Dayyyyummmmmm fuh'real?!

Girl 2: Talk of the realest!

by TH@Tnigga December 7, 2010

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

how to talk

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by Only true facts here March 17, 2021

Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

by bgoldstein March 29, 2010