Punk rocking kids who realized they were being posers, so they formed their own clique of punks that don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Hobbies include hanging out with real punks and leaving when the punks take part in illegal activies, along with calling themselves straight edge repeatedly to assert their sense of a higher morality.
by Sworde July 6, 2004
Get the straight edgemug. by whathehellletmeusethename February 2, 2010
Get the straight playamug. A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023
Get the Super straightmug. Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
by anonymous March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Gay Roach September 26, 2018
Get the Straight Homomug. "Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"
by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010
Get the Straight Jook'nmug. by darksouls21 May 23, 2017
Get the bisexual straightmug.