stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.

"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."

by billyraayn August 29, 2016

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 12, 2012

Mozart Syndrome

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.

Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

by daa1234529 July 8, 2011

Siri syndrome

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

by Skysiin June 24, 2018

Texan Syndrome

Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.

Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.

by mi_do_ July 2, 2023

Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Prii Syndrome

When someone gives you Prii Syndrome you will get a Prius faster than lightning.

Oh shit that guy gave me Prii Syndrome
*RUNS TO THE NEAREST TOYOTA*

GAVIN!!

by Gaviiiiiin December 27, 2017