Mutual Suicide Watch

an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out
MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"
by TheCockOfJesus August 17, 2009
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Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.
Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”
by EynonC December 22, 2019
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When Logan Paul went to a suicide forest in his stupid fucking hat and saw a dead body
Nick Crumpton" did you see Logan Paul suicide forest video?"
Jeff " That vid was awesome im going to that forest tomorrow"
by heff6969 June 3, 2018
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National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.
If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)
by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016
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When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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