Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 10, 2020

mexican man skin

That sweet brown skin that as soon as you touch it, you are immediately with child. Or 3 or 4 of them.

OMG, So Pedro gave me a hug last week...I missed my period! That Mexican man skin don' impregnated me!!

by DarthRogue1 September 5, 2017

Crawling in my skin

crawling in my skin <- when life f**ks u and u feel insecure and lost as f**k

i'm probably going insane. all this sh*t makes me feeling like its it's crawling in my skin and kills me from the inside.

by deadmandriftin' March 21, 2017

Gimme some skin

Toronto mans slang for a high five

Bro 1: Wallahi fam is mans tryna gimme some skin

Bro 2: Sure fam

*high fives*

by shortfusd July 31, 2023

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

Turkey Skin Giblets

The male ball sack and testicles.

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.

by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.

how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?

by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011