Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024

Shrek

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

shrecksy

SO HOT LUIKE UNGODLY HOT A REAL BEAUT

1:man shes so hot

2:i know shes so shrecksy

by memelorddoge194301234567898654 June 9, 2024

Shrek

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Shrek

by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024

SHREDSKIZ

To get shredded, to be lean

I've been going to the gym and meal prepping lately, trying to get shredskiz.

by Shredskiz September 5, 2024