Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.

Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.

by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012

charred sausage

adj; a black man's penis

Maannn. Anna likes likes them charred sausages!!! She had two last night.

by charmy August 3, 2012

Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.

I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.

by hotforbrock March 4, 2011