Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

Predator saying

your dick is a predator and explodes if someone tries to rape you say your dick explodes

Man my predator saying scared away that aids filled freak last night

by bobby slumfuck January 1, 2012

Call Sting

To answer a phone call with a text message.

Ex 1:

Guy: You're not gonna pick up when I call? Well, I'm gonna Call Sting you bitch!

Ex 2:

Girl 1: Brian totally call stinged me last night
Girl 2: Aw he replied to your call with a text message? Burn!

by pllvd February 5, 2012

Yorkshire Stingo

The British version of the "shocker." It is more commonly recognized by the phrase "one in the plum, two in the pudding."

Oy! Did you see that mate? I gave that tart the 'ol yorkshire stingo, and she loved it!

by AdamClassicCombo August 7, 2012

Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013

ringo stingles

Severe ring sting cause by excessive spicy food consumption

Bro, I ate so much habanero tabasco last night, got serious ringo stingles!!

by Anon1011011 June 15, 2014