A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020
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My friend Robert is big for nothing.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020
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"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.
by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
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