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Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
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by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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by Miliyrob4ever November 22, 2021
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Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
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someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
by diecryhate November 22, 2021
Get the Robert mug.Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!
"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
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"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
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by robert himself November 22, 2021
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by Alan Bennet is gay November 22, 2021
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by Robert sonnenleitner November 22, 2021
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