When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
<.7.9.7.6.>Dominicans Are Known As The River Styx because They Remind Individuals Of Pocky Sticks<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Dominicans Are Known As The River Styx because They Remind Individuals Of Pocky Sticks<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
by Sullysbirds October 24, 2019
When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
by Dawulferine April 18, 2019
Female who’s greatest vacation in life is “boating at the river” and sleeps around with all of the men during the trip.
I heard Mike’s got a new girlfriend
Yeah, we warned him to stay away from her, she’s a river rabbit.
Yeah, we warned him to stay away from her, she’s a river rabbit.
by Olive The Otter April 03, 2021
by BussinChicken May 08, 2021