Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017