I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018
Get the snubbed nose rhino mug.A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.
Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020
Get the Tomato up the Nose mug.The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
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Get the Cock nosed platypus mug.A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
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Get the breathe nose air mug.A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.
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