morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

Aesthetic Mornings

A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".

Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".

Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."

Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"

by JazzieThursdays69 May 3, 2021

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.

Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"

by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016