Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'

His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.

by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 29, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017