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Berry Wife

A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies
Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged
by Future Sloth March 8, 2022
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My wife

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god
by krystinut March 27, 2022
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Wife

A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage
My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!
by Seventhstud January 24, 2022
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Wife-leecher

Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.

When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.

This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"

"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."

"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."

"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
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National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
by admandu October 4, 2021
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National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
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Trophy Wife

D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”
by your.moms.secretly.gay October 10, 2021
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