Fingers crossed

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.

"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."

by MysticPetye November 23, 2021

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

Anti-Masturbation Cross

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.

John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.

by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021

napoleon 48 person cross walking event

ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.

metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.

by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022

tiny cross tattoo

A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.

Jen got a tiny cross tattoo the other day.

by John Kelly's August 29, 2020

Cross arm

Any structural part in a mechanical object that is essential to the mechanical thing running.

"Fkin blew my cross arm again godamit"

by Papa hecker December 11, 2024

Cross Product

retarded ass retard nerds use this so they could feel good about themselves when also realizing that they will actually never be able to properly apply it in real life.

Person 1: help me finish my Cross Product homework
Person 2: fuck off you fucking nerd ass cock licking bitch

by lord of gaylards August 29, 2022