When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
by timmyd0m33 February 03, 2009
by Osama edwards May 02, 2011
The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
by jesster79 September 15, 2005
A faggot that works at Leonardtown High School, who doesnt know how to do his job right, and also rubs up on female students.
by SuckMyDickLoughran March 14, 2011
A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.
Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?
Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.
Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist
Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.
Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist
Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
by V-Sizzle August 14, 2009
Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!
by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007
A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore #23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years.
Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful
The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.
Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful
The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.
by bankok July 05, 2006